n. when you meet someone online, you have everything in common--it seems all too perfect. That's because unknowingly he googles your interests pretending this is a real connection you two have here, riddles his profile with your music tastes and spreads out his dating resume for all to see in the most inappropriate of words. To top that off, he might possibly be the biggest jackass you've ever met in person. when you finally get home from an insane night of debating whether or not McQueen had debt or why his rather bland attire he assembled at banana republic was generic and lackluster, or perhaps why lending a jacket to a shivering young lady on the coldest of nights was so fucking impossible to run through his mind...the ass-backwards creep texts you in the humblest, most depressing manner..."but why, i thought we got along pretty well..."
